(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
you know the ultimate first world problem? people who complain about how “embarrassing” it is to buy condoms. dude, you’re obviously about to have a good time so shut up.
one time, my sister accidentally sent a picture of her new dog to the wrong number and the recipient was real upset about it
earlier this week, my sister realized that it had been an entire year. she had a new dog and thought he might want to see
then her friend sent him a picture of her cat since he seems to really love animals
i just sent him a picture of my neighbor’s dog, sergeant
now we wait
do you ever just miss the ninth doctor and the tenth doctor and donna and rose and martha and jack and mickey and you just
when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”
When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”